I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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