Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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