Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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