This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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