i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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