he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
May the power of my ass compel you!!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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