I heard we made out
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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