i jhust puked up my retainher.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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