i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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