everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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