Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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