Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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