What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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