I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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