i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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