I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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