She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Did you just see the Batmobile???
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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