she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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