He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My vagina just clenched in fear
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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