She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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