Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I look better un-naked...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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