You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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