Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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