Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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