Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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