just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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