put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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