If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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