What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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