I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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