Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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