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(469): View more from Texas

There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.

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(760): View more from California

she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

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(949): View more from California

I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on

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(312): View more from Illinois

So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short

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(425): View more from Washington

Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.

(816): View more from Missouri

May his noodley appendage touch you.

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(863): View more from Florida

Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?

(813): View more from Florida

Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.

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