He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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