I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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