i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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