I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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