so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Dick very happy bro
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