Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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