My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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