I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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