Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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