i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's official drugs can't kill me
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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