I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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