she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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