so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He did a backflip because drugs
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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