Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry twbaby_x hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?

(1-703): View more from Virginia

yes

(703): View more from Virginia

... don't judge me

Fav 20 4295 1258
share tweet
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

Fav 39 7221 2489
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(615): View more from Tennessee

She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory

Fav 3 3078 1159
share tweet
(810): View more from Michigan

Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.

Fav 25 2155 5901
share tweet
(949): View more from California

Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"

Fav 22 4087 1461
share tweet
(831): View more from California

sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.

Fav 3 2106 823
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.

Fav 1 829 1184
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(201): View more from New Jersey

Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?

Fav 1 826 576
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(918): View more from Oklahoma

For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!

Fav 0 18 52
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT