There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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