i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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