Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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