You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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