Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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