Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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