sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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