Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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