part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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