how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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