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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  What did I say to him last night?

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  Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  all in all not a bad night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers

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• (315): View more from New York

  i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

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  i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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• (650): View more from California

  Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at

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• (909): View more from California

  I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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  Aren't they always?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom

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• (956): View more from Texas

  If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.

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